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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes


Because I wanted to get to the other side of the road.


Because yes.


Because he sought to achieve well.


It is the nature of the chickens to cross the road.


Because he saw his sister-in-law, a seductive chicken, on another side.


The current stage of the productive forces required a new class of chickens, able to cross the road.


I had a dream. I saw a world in which all the chickens will be free to cross the road, without being questioned their motives.


Who cares why? Having established the purpose of crossing the road, it is irrelevant to discuss the means you have used for this.


The concern about the chicken crossing the road is a symptom of her s*xual insecurity.


Over a long period of time, chickens have been naturally selected so that they now have a genetic predisposition to crossroads.


Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken, depends on the point of view. Everything is relative.


Because he crossed the road, that’s beside the point. The important thing is that, with the Real Plan, the people are eating more chicken.


It was a trip …


I was trying to get away, but I already have a dossier ready, proving that that chicken belongs to Jorge Amado. Whoever gets him will have to see me.


To humiliate the chick in an exhibitionist gesture, typically macho, trying to convince her that, as a chick, she will never have enough ability to cross the road.


I have nothing to do with it. Ask Pitta.


You have to cross the road, but never lose your
tenderness …


All I know is that I know nothing.


The chicken is sweet, it’s beautiful, something like that.
He crossed, crossed and crossed the road, because Narcissus, son of ano, had wanted to eat it … or not!


I think (pause) … – Amalia, go and see where this chicken goes to me, my daughter, that the boy here is wondering …


The beast has crossed, man … Bicho manêro, there.
Demaaaaais .. Issah …


Was it a chicken ??! Iiiihhhh …

(The Most Important) CARLA PEREZ:

Because he wanted to join other mammals.


Another Joke

Why did the chickens cross the road?

They thought it was an egg-cellent idea!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn’t around yet.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on holiday.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the fish cross the road?

To get to its school.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because he was chasing the chicken.

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it thought it was a chicken.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken’s back.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts.

Why did the sheep cross the road?

To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!

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